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Friday 21 May 2010
21/05 : Sleep Talking Man
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Sleep Talking Man. Each day there is something else that the mild mannered Adam mutters about in his sleep. His wife dutifully records then reports each tidbit of, as Regretsy would say, "Whimsical Fuckery." His English accent doesn't make it any less amusing. Sometimes you can hear the wife giggling in the background. She can't help it. I can't either when I listen to his nighttime musings.My very favorite one is him bellowing about pirates. ARGH! Listen to the pirate mandate and others here.
"Your blue sky thinking is blighted with dark clouds of piss-poor ideas"
"Buttcheeks AHOY! Thar she blows. You know you can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. My boat. My rules."
"Don't leave the ducks there. Totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing. It'll have much more fun."
"Can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers. Too many whiskers."
